I have often said that in my next life I want to come back as a pampered indoor housecat. In order to get a jump on the situation, I decided to observe my cats and try to live my life like they do. In doing so, I have drafted…
12 Simple Rules for Living a Cat’s Life:
- You can never take too many naps.
- Take time to enjoy lying in the sun.
- Bathing is an art form.
- Sometimes you just gotta throw up a hairball.
- There is no shame in being a carnivore.
- Never clean your own litter box.
- Avoid unnecessary bursts of energy.
- Everything needs to be inspected once a day.
- Looking cute gets you a long way in life.
- Protest loudly when offended or not getting your own way.
- Always place yourself in the center of attention.
- Always Remember: You are the Boss!